That’s it. Close up shop. Hit the lights and lock up on your way out. We have found The Dumbest Thing on the Internet.
I thought 2 girls 1 cup was the sickest, stupidest thing depicted… but after reading this… I had to reconsider.
Here ya go, kids.
50 Reasons Why I Don’t Drink
Because let’s face it… when you go looking for the truly stupid… you have to find some idiot do-gooder in the Christian Ghetto.
Let’s look at some of our favorites from this gem.
3. Alcohol is a depressant. Anything that depresses should be avoided at all costs.
So… apparently this idiot can’t tell the difference between psychology and chemistry. We can also conclude that she doesn’t take allergy medicine… or you know…Nyquil. Because apparently those things make you sad.
Ya know what… I can’t. I can’t even do this. I wanted to go through and destroy this idiot line by line… but I just can’t bring myself to do it.
The Stupid is Over 9000.
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